“Please allow me to introduce myself. I am the cancer that has riddled the formerly healthy body of the Web. I am the darkness that has spread forever across entire empires. Like an ocean receding, inexorable, merciless, I bring draught and decay to lush worlds and watch them dissipate. Entire planets of beauty are reduced to sand in my grasp, jungles to deserts, cradles to sepulchres. Everywhere I go, entropy follows; where I have gone, my way is the only way. Browsers everywhere have fallen by the millions before me, helpless, submissive, utterly obeisant. Your puny standards are no match for me. Though you have called me many names, there is only one: Flash.”