“Dear Adobe, As a Webmaster, I confess that I wouldn’t want me as a Web visitor. I use an offbrand browser and refuse to open my browser window to more than about 640×480 pixels of my precious screen space. I suppress the loading of images whose URLs or dimensions suggest that they are ads. I dismiss, before it finishes loading, any window that I didn’t directly open. I don’t let animations run. Sometimes I turn off graphics entirely. I am, in short, no fun…”